If I asked nicely, would you let me pee on you? (plus slo-mo)

Would you lie down underneath me and let me pee on you? Your face perhaps or your chest? Or maybe your cock? Listen to the sound of my pee and imagine the feel of it spalshing against your skin while you stroke your cock. I would love to see your cum and my pee mixed together. Or imagine the taste. (slow motion video is .1X speed)